Vampire, North Coast Merlot, 2010

Gregory ordered a case from Woot of a variety of Vampire's offerings. Thus far we have only opened up the Merlot. It wasn't blood at all! Here I was looking forward to describing the bouquet as "wilted," the legs as "broken," or the body as "hastily buried," rather, it was good, very general wine-flavored wine. I look forward to opening more varietals and having a little tasting, followed by a sipping, and then guzzling. So more to come on the Vampire experience. Do they make wine bongs?