Simi Alexander Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2011

I was all excited about SIMI. Mostly because of those big capital letters. It's one of the more expensive cheap wines at Costco, at $15 per bottle.

This wine is super generic. It is the most wine-flavored wine I have ever wined in my wine-hole.

There is no complexity. It is flatter than a [flattest thing ever]. There was no identifiable flavors. Once I thought I was getting vanilla, but then... I wasn't.

Bottom line: Meh. If your experiencing too good of day, this, the prozac of wine, will even you out.